ScriptedWong
Your Chinese takeaway is ready
Wong has a very specific order, one increasingly cold collection slot and absolutely no patience for the wrong number.
Prank calls. Real reactions.
You set the scene. They handle the call.
Make a prank call with a pre-recorded Scripted character, personalize a Custom Script, or let an AI Intelligence caller improvise. Pick your caller, hear the preview and choose who gets the call.
1 Free Call to get you started. Pick a character, hear the preview, and set up the call.
Current public releases
Pre-recorded voices · Your 1 free call can be used here.
ScriptedYour Chinese takeaway is ready
Wong has a very specific order, one increasingly cold collection slot and absolutely no patience for the wrong number.
ScriptedI clogged your toilet
A mortified customer calls to confess an unforgettable bathroom disaster, then keeps making every detail worse.
I have a present for you...
She heard someone has a birthday coming up. A mysterious present, a creepy nursery rhyme, and a little laughter—what could possibly go wrong?
ScriptedThe lonely wrong number
Doris needs toilet paper, company and perhaps an entire support network from whoever happened to answer.
ScriptedMum told me to call
A relentlessly cheerful kid has discovered the phone, loves trucks and has no intention of ending the conversation.
ScriptedBabe, it's me
Shannon is certain this is the person who promised to call her back, and every denial only makes the breakup messier.
Paid Rings only · Free calls do not apply to AI characters.
AI IntelligenceThe Package
Kai lended you the package and now is waiting for the payment for it.
AI Intelligence
AI IntelligenceYour Pizza Is Here
Mick's delivery note says don't ring, then shout. The pizza is buckled in and his patience isn't.
AI IntelligenceMick Tanner · East London, flat and immovable
Bring your situation to a man who never budges. He stays dry, gets more specific when challenged, and repeats the same detail until you see it his way.
AI IntelligenceDavis — older British man, formal and unhurried
Bring the situation. Formal, unhurried, and impossible to rush. He speaks in complete sentences and leaves deliberate pauses. Being disagreed with does not fluster him — it confirms that standards have slipped. He has no power whatsoever and does not need any: the disappointment is the instrument.
AI IntelligenceKai — Bradford man, twenties, casual and dry
Bring the situation. Casual, dry, and quietly stubborn. He is friendly for a surprisingly long time and then stops being friendly all at once. He will not raise his voice early, but if a call has properly gone wrong he is entirely capable of a row and does not back down from one.
Hear the characters
Hear the character’s voice and delivery before you choose. Nothing plays until you press play, and no recipient’s call is replayed here.
Choose to record your call and replay it in Your calls. Recordings are normally kept for 30 days; download an eligible video before it expires to keep the moment.

Your Chinese takeaway is ready
“Hello? This is Wong from Wong Chinese. I have an order ready for you to pick up.”
The setup is the easy bit
Choose who’s making the call. Hear their voice. Find your kind of trouble.
Add the number and a little setup detail. You see the cost before you call.
They answer. Your character takes it from there. Follow the transcript, then replay if you chose to record.
Illustrative exchange
Them“Who even is this?”
Leon“Funny. I was about to ask you the same thing.”
Each caller arrives with a ready-made story, a distinct voice and a clear direction.
Funny. Not shady.
For adults calling people they know will see the funny side. The number, cost and recording status are clear before you call.
Stop requests are respected. Sharing stays locked until the recipient allows it.
Keep it simple